Trailer of the Month

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Ninja Assassin

Title:  Ninja Assassins
Starring: Jung Ji Hoon aka Rain (Bi), Naomie Harris, Rick Yune, Shô Kosugi, Ben Miles

Story: A young ninja turns his back on the orphanage that raised him, leading to a confrontation with a fellow ninja from the clan.

My Review: Ever since I found out they were making this movie, I kept thinking "Dear Lord, Please don't let these people mess up this story."  But OMG! Ok, let me start out by saying that I adore Jung Ji Hoon. I mean have you seen that man gyrate? *shakes head* no but seriously. He is so talented--singer, dancer, producer, song writer, entrepreneur...The list goes on. But in this movie--he was so ahh-sum!! erem I mean AWESOME!

Ok so his name is Raizo in this movie and is an orphan. Then he gets taken in my this Orphanage that doubles as a ninja training school--I'm talking, little red head, Annie lived in a palace compared to this place.  The master was evil. The master's son was worse because he was jealous of Raizo and the place was all round hell.  Raizo lived through it all and after a particular mission went particularly bad, he headed for the hills.

The movie was well done. It was bloody with cool weapons and hot men. There were parts that made me raise an eye brow and laughed, like a brand new car with ninja-stars stuck all over the outside parked in front of a low budget motel. I mean...that's conspicuous lmao.

Needless to say, this movie is amazing. Oh and all you ladies that lie about what size you wear...if its one thing I learnt from this movie is "Never lie to a Ninja about your size!" If you've watched this movie, you'll get that joke!

See this movie!


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